Showing posts with label funny manny pacquiao quotes. Show all posts
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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Let's Talk About Boxing

As a tribute to the fight of the year this coming November 14, 2009. I'm gonna talk about the sport that they call the Sweet Science - Boxing... so here goes good luck to me!


He's an ambidextrous fighter. He can get knocked out with either hand.

He was a crossword puzzle boxer. He entered the ring vertical and left horizontal.

I quit because I had a problem with my hands. The refs kept stepping on them.

Ex-boxer: "I'm in great shape. Every artery in my body is hard."

Manager: "How would you like to fight for the crown?" Boxer: "Great. I think I can take the queen in about three rounds."

When I was a fighter I kept my head. I lost my teeth, but I kept my head.

I know that there will never be women's boxing. A woman wouldn't think of putting on gloves without a purse and shoes to match.

Boxer, after battering opponent unmercifully: "There'll be no rematch for that chump. My hands couldn't stand the punishment."

He boxed as Kid Candle. One blow and he was out.

The boxer had written on his tombstone: "You can stop counting. I'm not getting up."

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My dad is a boxer." "What is your mother?" "Extremely cautious!"

His trainer told him to stay down till eight. He looked up from the canvas and said, "What time is it now?"

He only learned to count up to ten. He thought that after ten came, "You're out!"

He boxed under the name of Kid Cousteau because he took so many dives.

The boxer was so far behind in points he had to knock out his opponent just to get a draw.

He's the only boxer in the history of the sport to be knocked out while shadow boxing.

A fighter was taking a terrific beating. When the bell rang, he staggered to his corner. His manager said, "Let him hit you with his left for awhile. Your face is crooked."

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Just think of it," said the boastful boxer to the manager. "Tonight I'll be fighting on TV before millions of people." "Yes," replied the manager, "and they'll all know the results of the fight at least ten seconds before you do."

Hope you learn a lot ... Good luck to our boy Manny Pacquiao, hope he wins in 4 rounds!

Monday, November 9, 2009

Manny Smashing Pumpkins!

The fight of the year is just few days away...

let's see what's up with our "Pambansang Kamao"



I really think he'll win coz' Miguel Cotto looks like pumpkin too... hehehe! Peace!

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Tickle Me Pink Manny!



Since Manny Pacquiao's fight is like a month away... here's my tribute to the world's no.1 pound for pound.

Memorable Manny Pacquiao Quotes

“Sana naman ay pagbigyan niya (Morales) ako.”

“It was an experience I will never forget in my life,”

“I would just like to focus even more because the fight is less than a week from now.”

“I will just come out again on Thursday (during the press conference at the Wilshire Grand Hotel).”

“I tried my best,”



“I will do my best, and I promise I will give this guy a fight, and I have to win this fight.”

“I expect that when he fights me he will be the real Erik Morales. He is training very hard. I do not think I will get the same Morales that lost to Zahir.”

“All of my countrymen are hoping that I win this fight. If I beat Morales, it will be a great honor for me to go back to the Philippines with the victory. I want this very much for my country, it will be good for my country and my fans.”

“Every time Erik moved to his right, I couldn't see him.”

“I don't think I have an advantage because he is coming off a loss. I think he wants to recover his name, he wants to win this fight. This time we are prepared for his jab and his straight.”

“I saw I hurt him every time I hit him in the body.”

“I could see he was having problems taking my punches. I had no problem taking his.”

“In the sixth round I knew he was getting tired when I hit him with one punch to the body. But I had to take my time with him because he's a great boxer, too. In the 10th, I tried to knock him out.”

“I think I had him sometime in the eighth round. I knew the body punches were wearing him down, and I knew that if I could keep landing them, I'd probably get him.”

“If he wants a rematch, I will give him a rematch. There should be a third fight.”

“I'm completely focused on Velazquez, ... If he's able to go the distance, I think that will help me as far as my experience and stamina for Morales. But the only fight I'm thinking about right now is the next one.”

“I would only spend a week or two in the Philippines, most probably the week during my birthday because I am planning to give away Christmas gifts to the poor people of General Santos just like what I did last year,”

Peace Out!